crazycatbitch.

deodrant: i love sleeping to avoid problems

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:55:29 -0400

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:55:25 -0400

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:53:02 -0400

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again.

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

assiest: why do people have to get ready for bed? i’m always ready for bed

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:17:54 -0400

assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed

Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:17:12 -0400

Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:25:40 -0400

neopet: nice infinity tattoo does it symbolize u having that dumb ass tattoo for infinity

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:52:39 -0400

neopet:

nice infinity tattoo does it symbolize u having that dumb ass tattoo for infinity

flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:01:54 -0400

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

so this just happened on british tv.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:44:04 -0400

so this just happened on british tv.

lnfamy: sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:54 -0400

lnfamy:

sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:58:07 -0400

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

finnxodairr: do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:52:42 -0400

finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:49:15 -0400

Just when I think sex can’t get any better, it gets better with him. Holy. Fuck.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:12:36 -0400

Just when I think sex can’t get any better, it gets better with him.

Holy. Fuck.

idiotsonfb: I’m not sure Stephen really gets it.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:07:56 -0400

idiotsonfb:

I’m not sure Stephen really gets it.

heroinchic: justin bieber is so grotesquely full of himself i want selena gomez to cheat on him/get...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:15 -0400

heroinchic:

justin bieber is so grotesquely full of himself i want selena gomez to cheat on him/get pregnant by like a really ghetto ass cholo and bring him back down to earth

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:02 -0400

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:08:40 -0400

sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Me: sits in towel for 6 months after showering

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:49:07 -0400

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

unimpressedcats: yumssss

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:02:39 -0400

unimpressedcats:

yumssss